Honestly Abe, It’s the smartest thing she said all year…

Teacher: (Ambitious, childless and disgustingly overeager 40+ year old 1st year teacher with excessive fake excitment, randomly talking to my SCIENCE class)- “HEYYYY you guys should all remember to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Abe Lincoln today!”

Student: (Weirdly overweight depressed and angry Bronx kid wearing the same shirt since Monday) “No…he’s Fucking dead”

Me: (laughing out loud and thinking it was a good point)
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